Edward and the Bed   by: Tara Sue Me
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.

Life of a Goof  by: sbsp92
Random and funny one-shots all about Emmett

Jake and Ness Finally Do It   by: silveraure
Five years after Breaking Dawn... Emmett and Rosalie give Jacob and Nessie access to their "love shack" for their first night together... will it be as awkward as we all hope? Sit back and enjoy this ridiculous and irreverent glimpse into the future!

Jane in the Box  by:Spirare
What happens when you stick Jane in a cubicle? Nothing good.

Just Fucking Around   by: DreamsOfEdward1
In a world where social networks invade our daily lives, what happens when our daily lives invade our social networks? Edward will soon find out that answer when his favorite tweep becomes a reality.

May and His December  by: Oxymoronic8
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S

Septic Love  by: maxandmo
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.

Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs  by: tiffaninichole
Cliche One-Shot Contest Entry:Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read my o/s or you'll DIE! For realz.

Teach Me How to Dougie  by: tiffaninichole
Boring, nerdy Bella agrees to enter a dance contest with friends. The problem: She can't dance. At all.

The Hunted   by: PhoenixRising25
2nd Place Winner of the Bridal Style Anon Contest. Bella is being hunted by a ruthless criminal, and Agent Edward Cullen is assigned to protect her. As tensions run high between these two, will they give in to their deepest desires? M for citrus.

The Pit  by: edward-bella-harry-ginny
When Bella transfers to Forks High, she is short the required Performing Arts and Physical Education credits. Taking Marching Band was never a part of her plans, but after meeting Edward Cullen, it was the best thing she ever did.

The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan  by: Krum Cake
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.

Wing Envy  by: TwifanUK
OOC/AH - Edward and Jasper are off to a Greek themed party. Toga's and tent poles galore.